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Aug. 3rd, 2007 @ 05:29 pm Those who don't study history . . .
"The British [Post World War I, 1919] occupation of Iraq drew heavy criticism at home almost from its inception. In 1920, a large-scale Shiite insurgency cost the British more than 2000 casualties, and domestic pressure to withdraw from Iraq began to build ... The result was what historians have called the 'Quit Mesopotamia' campaign, which remained an issue in British politics until the end of the British mandate in Iraq in 1932. ...

"The Conservatives got the message and in 1925 initiated a series of increasingly desperate measures to sell their Iraq policy to the public. Colonial Secretary Leopold Amery led the rhetorical charge. In speeches in Parliament and before audiences throughout England, Amery blasted critics for their 'reckless disregard ... of the honour of their country.' Calls by British newspapers to pull out of Iraq only emboldened the country's enemies, Amery said, and a 'policy of scuttle' would expose the British to far greater dangers. ...

"Amery claimed the situation in Iraq was significantly better than his critics realized. ... The whole Middle East was undergoing fundamental changes, he declared, and Iraq would soon be a model of development and democracy for the entire region."

Joel Rayburn, "The Last Exit From Iraq", Foreign Affairs, March/April 2006, pp. 30-32.
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Jul. 30th, 2007 @ 09:59 pm Roberts falls over
According to news reports, Supreme Court Justice Roberts was leaning so far to the right today that he fell over and had to be hospitalized.
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Jul. 30th, 2007 @ 09:51 pm Ingmar Bergman is dead
Simply one of the greatest film, theater, and TV directors ever. He will be missed.
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Jul. 19th, 2007 @ 11:19 am Today's Headlines
Tags:
AP: Asbestos in Dust After Eruption, Air OK
Bush EPA says, "Asbestos? No problem!"

NY Times: Japan Nuclear-Site Damage Worse Than Reported
When is nuclear site damage not "worse than reported"?

NY Times: U.S. Says Insurgent Leader It Couldn’t Find Never Was
Yeah ... that's the ticket!

Newsweek: What can a stronger al-Qaida do?
Boost Bush's sagging numbers, for one thing.

AP: Company Creates Combustible Tattoo Ink
It burns us!!!

AP: Barack Obama Is Potter Fan
There goes the fundamentalist Christian vote.

FoxSports: Royals nip reeling Red Sox
Oh well. Wait 'til next year.

NY Times: Murdoch’s Arrival Worries Journal Employees
Fear Rupert will be too liberal.

NY Times: Exxon Mobil Cleanup Effort Continues on Brooklyn Spill
No timetable yet on payments for Alaska spill.

AP: Effect of Google Cookie Policy Unclear
Effect of Girl Scout cookie policy easier to discern.

Berkshire Eagle: Antiterror aid to Mass. cut again
Why would terrorists bother with Massachusetts?

KCTV: Vitter's Wife Says Forgiveness Not Easy
Keeping scissors handy.

Post Chronicle: Braves Sign Julio Franco
Contract arrived with letter from AARP.
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Jun. 2nd, 2007 @ 06:01 pm Roger Clemens
Did I call Roger's injury or what? Third start - groin injury.
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May. 24th, 2007 @ 11:50 am Today's Headlines
Tags:
CBS News: N.J. Gov.: "I Should Be Dead"
No doubt many in New Jersey agree.

AP: Democrats Face Critical Vote on Iraq War
Hunt for missing backbone continues.

NY Times: Oil Industry Says Biofuel Push May Hurt at Pump
Translation: We will raise prices as punishment for biofuel.

NY Times: Graft Mars the Recruitment of Mexican Guest Workers
What's this about Mexicans on Mars now?

MSNBC: Bush wants a reformer at World Bank
Wolfowitz did an amazing job of reforming Iraq.

Independent: UN peacekeepers traded arms for gold
Blessed are the peacekeepers, for they shall inherit millions.

CBS News: VP Cheney's Daughter Has Baby Boy
Names him Anakin, after his grandfather.

NY Times: Cellphone Banking Is Coming of Age
Deposit your cellphone and a year later you will have 1.037 cellphones.

Washington Post: Castro Says His Health Improving Well
Requests more braaainz.

Forbes: Liberty Student Arrested on Bomb Charges
It's not terrorism if a Christian does it.

MLB.com: Jeter passes DiMaggio on hit list
Mrs. Robinson unavailable for comment.

Yahoo News: Finger Length Predicts SAT Performance
... among other things.

Charleston Gazette: 5,300 expected at Jehovah’s Witnesses convention
Hotel managers to pretend they're not home.
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May. 17th, 2007 @ 11:07 pm Hitchins tells it
Christopher Hitchins speaks his mind on Jerry Falwell and his fellow "Christian" hucksters.
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May. 17th, 2007 @ 10:45 am Phelps to protest at Falwell funeral
Fark.com describes it as the "vortex of douchebags" and who am I to disagree. Here's the "reasoning" from Fred Felch himself.
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May. 14th, 2007 @ 01:34 pm Today's Headlines
Tags:
CBS News: Mitt Romney Wants To Re-Tool Washington
Wants to be an even bigger tool than Bush.

AP: Cruise Ship Runs Aground Off Alaska
Welcome to Exxon Cruise Lines!

AP: Red Sox Stun Orioles With Six-run Ninth
Gratefully accept Mother's Day gift from Baltimore bullpen.

AP: Celtics Extend Rivers' Contract
Doc rewarded for outstanding job securing high draft pick.

AP: Cerberus to Buy 80 Percent of Chrysler
Analysts ponder how Toyota will compete with three-headed dog from hell.

NY Times: The Pope Denounces Capitalism and Marxism
Proposes economy based on tithing.

NY Times: Dallas Suburb Votes to Allow Land Sale for a Bush Library
Mission Accomplished!

PC World: Military Bans YouTube, MySpace, and Other Sites
That liberty you soldiers are fighting for? Not yours.

WSLS: Bush Celebrates Jamestown
Cites historic "Mission Accomplished" statement of 1607.

Daily Times: Mullah Dadullah killed
Taliban begin search for new leader whose name rhymes with Mullah.

ABC News: Rice says no new Cold War with Russia
We'll save money by reusing the old one.

Yahoo News: Yankees' Wang hit hard by Rangers
Could explain why so many players are out with injuries.
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May. 11th, 2007 @ 09:48 am Praise Jobs
On the train last night there was a young boy-child who would not STFU. For three hours! Thank you Apple for creating the iPod.
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May. 11th, 2007 @ 09:33 am New level of newspaper sleaze
I was reading a copy of the Aberdeen Record, which someone thrust into my hands Metro-style, and noticed that there is a specially-targetted crossword puzzle for kids. Below it is a phone number for kids to call if they need help with the puzzle . . . at a cost of $1.20 per minute. I haven't noticed whether other papers have similar scams going.

Not in the sleaze category, but still quite curious . . . I went into W. H. Smith at the train station to buy provisions for the journey and they PAID me about a dollar to take a copy of the Independent. The way it actually worked was that if I would buy the Independent, the large bottle of water I was already purchasing would be free. What is going on here?
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May. 7th, 2007 @ 09:13 pm Prediction
Tags:
The Yankers are so desperate for starting pitching that they just spent a silly amount of money to rent Roger Clemens, who was once one of the best pitchers in the history of baseball, for the remainder of the season.

My prediction is that they will try to rush him into the starting rotation and he will go down in his third start with a groin pull, rendering him injured/ineffective for most of the remainder of the season.


Outcome: Nailed it!
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Apr. 14th, 2007 @ 06:55 pm The Ground Truth
Last night we attended a viewing of The Ground Truth: After the Killing Ends. The documentary is basically the story of several soldiers who have served in Iraq and/or Afghanistan, in their own words, with an emphasis on the true cost of the war in casualties. Pretty powerful stuff that everyone ought to see. Especially people who thought this war was a good idea.
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Apr. 14th, 2007 @ 06:41 pm Peep Show
The Washington Post asked readers to submit dioramas featuring peeps. Here are some of the best.
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Apr. 9th, 2007 @ 11:02 am Today's Headlines
Tags:
AP: Zero Carbon Is the Goal for Woodstock
I'm walkin' down to Yasgur's farm, gonna join in an all-accoustic band.

AP: Gingrich: Gonzales Should Weigh Quitting
Gonzalez: Gingrich should weigh his own fat self.

AP: Most '08 Candidates Lack Military Record
Saw all the good it did Kerry in '04.

CBS News: Huckabee Takes A Shot At Romney's Hunting
Romney holds return fire. Running for president, not VP.

NY Times: H.P. Tries to Create Printers That Love the Web
So far having trouble with the wand movement.

AP: India High-Tech Industry Out of Workers
Maybe all the unemployed US programmers can find work over there.

LA Times: Release of 'American Taliban' is urged
Soon to be a major network TV show.

Boston Globe: Pope sees 'nothing positive' in Iraq
Previous Pope, who could have prevented the war, nominated for sainthood.

Boston Globe: Cardinal falls while blessing baskets
God struck him down for promoting pagan tradition.

CBS News: Iran To Ramp Up Uranium Enrichment
Congress slowing down Halliburton enrichment.

MSNBC: Anti-U.S. rallies mark Iraq anniversary
US soldiers still waiting for flowers Cheney promised.

Fox News: Tom Cruise Set to Play Nazi
Will look to Mel Gibson for tips.

UPI: Bus crash kills 30 pilgrims in Iran
Myles Standish uninjured.
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Apr. 7th, 2007 @ 03:44 pm Men with Guns
A West Virginia man shot himself in the head in Biloxi, Miss. while demonstrating how he thought a friend of his had killed himself.
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Apr. 6th, 2007 @ 02:39 pm Today's Headlines
Tags:
NY Times: Gunshot Kills F.B.I. Agent in a Stakeout
A rogue shotgun. All on its own.

AP: Climate Report: Poor Will Suffer Most
A pretty safe bet, no matter how it goes down.

CBS News: Pentagon: No Saddam-Al Qaeda Link
MSNBC: Cheney reasserts al-Qaida-Saddam link
Cheney also claims he is the Easter bunny.

NY Times: Dutch Soldiers Stress Restraint in Afghanistan
We have some doms in Amsterdam who could tie up the whole lot of them!

AP: Mo. Town Shocked by Child Sex Accusation
Show-Me state residents won't believe it unless they can watch.

CBS News: Pure Horserace: Is Rudy Too Moderate?
Pure horse what now?

CBS News: Florida Ex-Cons To Regain Voting Rights
So Foley will be able to vote, if they ever do get around to charging him.

AP: Bonds Slide, Dollar Up After Jobs Report
How often do you see Barry Bonds and Steve Jobs in the same news story?

Fox News: 'Girls Gone Wild' Founder Refuses to Surrender
Fears making 'Boys Gone Wild on my Ass' series in prison.

Boston Globe: Romney calls himself a longtime hunter
But has never shot big game, like a lawyer.

ABC News: Everything Gone, Including the Kitchen Sink
Tax season is here.

My San Antonio: Blind hunters may be allowed to use lasers
Yep, it's Texas.

NY Times: Christians Worldwide Mark Good Friday
Not news. It would be news if Christians worldwide did not mark Good Friday.
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Apr. 3rd, 2007 @ 08:58 pm Big brother is watching
There are 32 surveillance cameras within 200 yards of George Orwell's home.
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Apr. 2nd, 2007 @ 01:17 pm Today's Headlines
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Yahoo News: Global warming could bring hunger, melt Himalayas
Now that's HOT!

CBS News: Bush Balks At First Pitch
Opponents move up one base.

NY Times: Crime Intensifies Debate Over Taping of Suspects
Dept. of Homeland Security recommend using duct tape.

CBS News: Pelosi To Tell Syria To Stop Terror
Syria to tell Pelosi to piss off.

AP: Seafood Poisoning Rises With Warming
Remember - always serve your seafood chilled.

AP: Google Guffaw: High-Speed Internet John
Also joke pictures of New Orleans.

MSNBC: Ancient human ancestor gets digital facelift
Asked for nose to look like Diana Ross'.

USA Today: Congress will fund Iraq war if Bush uses veto, Obama says
Yes, we promise to roll over like good little Democrats.

USA Today: Sales of constipation drug stopped
Pressure quickly building to reverse decision.

Fox News: More Than 600 Accused of Hurricane Katrina Fraud
... including Bush, Brownie, Congress, and Halliburton.

Fox News: Study: Airline Quality Takes Nosedive
Airplanes themselves may soon follow.

New Republic: Who should replace Alberto Gonzales?
Bush should.
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Goth, Iraq caskets, Jesusland, Nessie, Johnnie Walker Red, Pensive Grau, Heil Dubya, Mooning Gremlin, Queen of Tarts, SP Angry, Spirit, Tandoori, Wankers, SP Concerned, Pumpkin Crash, Hello Zombie, Little Bear, SP Pissed, BiCamp, Mad Pumpkin, Yankers, Tonks & Emmy, Nuke, Drum, Barack Obama, SP Shocked, Crystal Ball, Latte, Extruded Puppy, W is for Wanker, Lady Slippers, Black Bear, Geyser, Walrus, SP Happy, Thatched Cottage, Knowth, Cat Writing, WB, American Human Hair, Soup mix, Biangles, Hello iPod, Rainbow Barfi, Jebus Flag, Hell, Nani, Spirit House, Buddha, Bush Tiny, Dumbledore, DuctTape, Cat Vomit, Double Trillium, Boston Celtics, Book, Deval Patrick, Spirit Bear, White Squirrel Eating, Cheney shotgun, Red Sox, Coal Train, Bite Me, Grau in Basket, Welcome To My Castle, Scots Flag, Hammock, Ancestor, Mr Hankey, Cheney NRA, Tower, Dick is a killer, Buddha Snow, White Squirrel Standing
Apr. 2nd, 2007 @ 10:20 am Omen?
George Bush will not throw out the first pitch on opening day of this baseball season. Other than Woodrow Wilson (who had a stroke), the only other president to neglect this tradition (except during world wars) was Richard Nixon.
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