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Nov. 20th, 2009 @ 06:57 pm Sole Man
My best (and most difficult) iPhone application has just hit the iTunes Store. Sole Man is an app to bring with you to the market when buying seafood. For each item in the list, it displays a picture, the scientific name, the sushi name (if any), other names it goes by, a kosher indication, any health concerns (mercury, PCBs, etc.) to watch out for, environmental issues (endangered status, bad fishing practices, etc.), and other notes such as what fish to substitute for species with health or environmental issues.

Take a look. Tell your iPhone-wielding friends.
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White Squirrel Standing
Nov. 5th, 2009 @ 10:08 am Milestone
Yesterday I sold my 1,000th iPhone application. Here's my catalog.
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SP Happy
Oct. 31st, 2009 @ 04:05 pm Satire
How to avoid supporting the gay agenda
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Biangles
Oct. 9th, 2009 @ 06:40 pm Holy merde!
The Book of Genesis, a graphic novel by R. Crumb. That is all.
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SP Happy
Sep. 20th, 2009 @ 05:49 pm Men with Guns
So these two geniuses from Wisconsin go hunting squirrels at a wildlife refuge. They split up so they can outwit their devious prey. The 46 year-old shoots the 70 year-old in the head, thinking he's a squirrel. In his defense, the victim was grey.
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Cheney NRA
Aug. 25th, 2009 @ 01:21 pm Men with Guns
Bleedin' idiot shoots his friend in the head while hunting dragon flies.
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Cheney NRA
May. 11th, 2009 @ 08:17 pm One reason I hate hunters
One of "our" turkeys showed up today with an arrow sticking out of its side. Fuck! Because of the angle, this poor bird can't even lie down. Turkeys are among the dumbest creatures on god's green earth. If you feel like you just have to go out killing things and you just wound one, then for god's sake track it down and finish the job. How hard can that be? It's got a big freakin' arrow sticking out of its side.

Apparently there's a big rise in hunting just now because men who have lost their jobs need some other way to pump up their tiny peckers to show how manly they still are. And I ain't buyin' that "gotta put food on my table" crap. Hunting in America is a money-losing proposition. Always. Between the equipment and the special clothing and the licenses and all the hours a hunter puts in when they could be mowing my lawn for $20/hr, there's no freakin' way it saves their family money. Absolutely none. Whatever bullsh*t reason a hunter in a modern society may give for doing what they do, it's just a rationalization for "It gives me pleasure to kill things."

Oh yeah, and the turkey chicks are just hatching now. If you kill their mom, you've killed the whole family. Congratulations, big man.
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SP Pissed
Apr. 14th, 2009 @ 04:18 pm Yahoo
Can anyone explain to me how Yahoo stays in business? They suck so bad that I cringe any time someone suggests putting a group there. Half the time I can't even log in. WTF? Seriously.
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SP Pissed
Apr. 5th, 2009 @ 04:54 pm It's spring!
We went out to the turtle pond this afternoon and saw five snappers. The most in any visit since we started going.
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Nessie
Apr. 1st, 2009 @ 11:38 am WTF?
All the copies of the Biversity Calendar I sent out last night got eaten by Comcast. After extensive experimentation, I determined that any email containing the string 2009lgbtihealth.org (the web site for a lesbian/gay/bi/trans/intersex health summit) just disappears. If you change .org to .com, it works. Or if you leave out the 'i', or the 2009.

Bug, or just Comcast being part of the vast right-wing conspiracy? Any guesses?
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Biangles
Mar. 22nd, 2009 @ 10:08 pm Portia De Rossi Apologizes For Marrying Ellen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsvRXXSEgXs
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SP Happy
Mar. 16th, 2009 @ 01:41 pm The idiots in charge
On Saturday I received two letters from Fidelity (where my former employer put my 401-K money). The first letter was to inform me of my change of address from my current address (with Street spelled out) to my same current address (with Street abbreviated). The second letter was sent to my "old" address (the one with Street spelled out) informing me that an address change letter had been sent to my new address.

I'm sure the idiots in charge think they are saving a ton of money by outsourcing all their software development to India. But they never take this kind of dumb-ass error into account when tallying their savings, just as my former employer's bean counters never take into account the quality of their product when they lay off top performers with years of experience in an incredibly arcane field and replace them with second-tier, recent grads (yes, they can't even get or keep the best Indian programmers for what they're willing to pay) with no background whatsoever in semiconductor testing.

In Fidelity's case, they are helping the rest of American companies to kill the golden goose. As long as there are lots of highly skilled (and paid) Americans contributing to 401-Ks, Fidelity is fat, dumb, and happy. Outsourcing to other countries destroys that, along with shrinking the tax base that supports all our wars, domestic programs, infrastructure projects, and social security. With fewer people contributing to retirement plans, there is less money propping up the stock market, less money available to lend for business expansion, and everything spirals down.

And another thing, while I'm on a rant ... Isn't it interesting that so many Republican politicians are calling for the government to just let GM and Chrysler go bankrupt so they can cancel their union contracts. But not one of them has suggested letting AIG go bankrupt to get out of the contracts that "require" them to give massive bonuses to their executives, even though they money is coming from the taxpayer-funded bailout. GRRRRR.

Little Bear has spoken.
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SP Pissed
Feb. 18th, 2009 @ 02:04 pm My all-time favorite graffiti
Years ago, in a St. Louis men's room I saw the following graffiti (written in three different hands):
- Jesus is the answer
--What is the question?
---Who was the third Alou brother?
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Tonks
Feb. 12th, 2009 @ 04:08 pm It all makes sense now
Man appears free of HIV after stem cell transplant

No wonder the Republicans are so adamantly opposed to stem cell research!
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Bush Tiny
Feb. 2nd, 2009 @ 06:52 pm Happy Imbolc!
We're half way to the spring equinox.
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Knowth
Jan. 29th, 2009 @ 08:28 pm Weird
When I looked at Recent Entries, I noticed that one of my userpics had been replaced by a picture I did not recognize.
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Nani
Jan. 20th, 2009 @ 11:20 am History
"My fellow Americans, our long national nightmare is over. Our Constitution works; our great Republic is a government of laws and not of men. Here the people rule."
- Gerald Ford, August 9, 1974
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Barack Obama
Nov. 4th, 2008 @ 11:04 pm My day
I stood out at the polls in my town for 14 hours today supporting my state Senate candidate, Sara Orozco. She lost badly to one of the biggest homophobes in the Senate. So it goes.

Curiously, there was not a single sign for McCain or whoever it was who ran against John Kerry.

Hero of the day was my 93 year-old friend Rae, who worked on the election staff from 5:30AM to 8:30PM. She's a marvel.
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Little Bear
Nov. 4th, 2008 @ 11:02 pm (no subject)
Woohoo!
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Barack Obama
Sep. 23rd, 2008 @ 08:11 pm I'm Voting Republican
I'm voting Republican!
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Jebus Flag